Yo Mommaship so fat

[Slimey]

Yo mommaship so fat, her stats are tracked with DOUBLEs.

Yo mommaship so stupid, she thought beta testing meant going to the aquarium.

Yo mommaship so ugly, Fog of War is to protect your eyes.

Yo mommaship so dumb, she thought Terran was what her clothes always do 'cause they don't sell her size anywhere.

Yo mommaship so stupid, she thought Protoss had something to with baseball.

Yo mommaship so fat, you can only find her by looking for the Hawking radiation.




The Fog Of War one hahahahaha brilliant

[Shurimpu]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she's classified as a massive unit.

:>

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat, all of her 1v1s have to be played on 8-player maps.

[Vonhenry]

Yo Mommaship is so dumb, on Novice Maps she waits for the ground troops to break the blockades before she invades!

[Greatfall]

'Yo Mommaship so fat when she sits around the base, she sits around the base'
'Yo Mommaship so fat she IS the shroud of war'
'Yo Mommaship don't cloak units, they are in her fat rolls'

[Scarryharry]

Yo Mommaship so fat that Protoss will start to get the message, "We have too much Vespene Gas".

Hercules, hercules, hercules!

[Hikari]

Yo Mommaship so fat, Terran's mistaken her for a bread factory, because of all the rolls.

[Deviant]

Yo Mommaship so fat that even her name is a mouthful.

[Redscare]

Yo mommaship so fat Tassadar crashed her into the overmind and lived.

[Lazaruskhros]

Can't...

...stop....

...laughing....


Seriously, we have 14 pages of these?!

[Redscare]

yo mommaship so sleazy she took 30 marines and 6 battlecruisers in her vortex.

[Shurimpu]

yo mommaship so sleazy she took 30 marines and 6 battlecruisers in her vortex.winner

[Tehwildcard]

Yo Mommaship so fat she takes the entire patch downtime to warp in.

[Shikee]

your mommaship is fat she got baptized at sea world

[Shikee]

yo mammaship is so fat she thot a carrier was tweenkie

[Gildash]

yo mammaship is so fat she thot a carrier was tweenkie

WINNER!

LMAO!

[Zaphrous]

Yo Mommaship so fat, when she moves she does aoe damage to burrowed units.

Yo Mommaship so fat, if you cast graviton beam on her the map floats up into the air and has its abilities disabled.

Yo mommaship so fat, they had to change the definition of a planet - a celestial body orbiting a star or stellar remnant that is massive enough to be rounded by its own gravity, is not massive enough to cause thermonuclear fusion, has cleared its neighbouring region of planetesimals, and is not your Mommaship.

[Lagorathia]

your mommaship is so fat, when she moves the axis of the planet changes.

[Atralian]

Yo mommaship so fat, she single handedly triggered global warming.

[Iyaerp]

Yo Mommaship so fat that her idea of good micro is to click back and forth between channels really quickly.

Her idea of good macro is the ability to watch said channels while yelling at the kids to get more food for her from the fridge.

[Thezizz]

Yo Mammaship so fat she on both side of the family

[Impacthound]

Your Mothership is so large, the function used to calculate her mass performed a stack overflow ending in a checksum error.

[Jwray]

Yo Mommaship so fat that I see two copies of whatever's standing behind her.

[Jpaninfite]

YOUR mommaship is SO fat...spectators can't see the match!

[Kranden]

Yo Mammaship so fat units have to move around her

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat that I see two copies of whatever's standing behind her.

Physics joke alert.

[Tehschoolbus]

This is relevant:
http://trololololololololololo.com/

[Deviant]

Yo Mommaship so fat that she mistakes air raid sirens as music from ice cream trucks.

[Fenrirlupus]

Yo Mommaship so fat, I can't see my units :(

[Fenrirlupus]

Your Mothership is so large, the function used to calculate her mass performed a stack overflow ending in a checksum error.

[Rilgon]

Yo Mommaship so fat that she mistakes air raid sirens as music from ice cream trucks.*snerk*

[Lagorathia]

Physics joke alert.

lol i thought it was pretty good. didn't quite get it at first.

[Aesir]

Yo Mommaship so fat that I see two copies of whatever's standing behind her.

+1

[Annihilator]

Yo Mommaship is so fat It needs 3 fleet beacons and additional pylons to be brought in.

[Lugiana]

Yo mommaship so old her vortex spit out dragoons.

[Kevin]

yo mommaship so fat her food cost has increased from 6 to 8.


Ooooooooh no you di-nt!

[Hulkbot]

Yo mommaship so fat the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3x10^8 m/s


-stephen hawking

[Wavemaster]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she datin' the Good Year Blimp.

Yo Mommaship so fat, she uses Vortex to finish her meals.

Yo Mommaship so fat, her channel is always set to the Food Network.

[Lolercats]

Yo mommaship so fat she went on a blind date with an ultralisk and he said "DAYYUUUM NAW!!!!"

[jason]

Yo mommaship so dumb she thinks zerglings are her crabs

[Hulkbot]

Yo mommaship so nasty she was diagnosed with a rampant case of Guardians.




Guardians are no longer playable because of yo #%#*ing mommaship.

[Deviant]

Yo Mommaship so poor she steals power from pylons for her shields when no one's looking.

[Jwray]

Yo Mommaship is so fat that her daily commute causes the tides.

[Bobbin]

Yo mommaship so fat, her stats are tracked with DOUBLEs.
ahahaha

Yo mommaship so fat, whenever she starts a meal you hear "Nuclear Lunch Detected!"

[Emsanity]

Posting in epic thread.

Like seriously, these need to be shown during the loading screen. Instead of lame tips, give us Yo Mommaship jokes.

Yo Mommaship so fat a nuke bounces off it and returns to sender.

[Terra]

Yo Mommaship is so fat she takes up 200 supply. In Starcraft 3.

[Cyrus]

Your mommaship so fat, she ate the thread post limit.

[Terra]

Yo Mommaship is so fat that she ATE the planet cracker.

[Subutai]

Your Mommaship's so fat, each player can only build one.

[Chia]

Your mamaship so fat the mothership from independence day looks like paris hilton next to her.

Your mamaship so fat void rift is simply her bending over.

Your mamaship so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

[Dramble]

Yo Mommaship so fat, anytime you use her it's considered macro'ing

[Babyyak]

Yo Mommaship so ugly she has to cloak everything around her just to get someone to look at her.

Yo Mommaship so Fat i had to change to a 1920x1200 resolution to click off of her

[Deviant]

Yo Mommaship so ugly she had to build herself, cause no one would touch her.

[Jcoby]

Yo mommaship is so filthy, she thought "clam chowder" was something she removed with a douche.

[Stephen]

Posting in epic thread.

Like seriously, these need to be shown during the loading screen. Instead of lame tips, give us Yo Mommaship jokes.



/agree

Or maybe instead of Copper division, it should be called Yo Mommaship division because it's so large.

[Alceister]

And thus, one meme gives birth to another.

Yo Mommaship so ugly that the Protoss actually cloak themselves out of shame.

[Realitymine]

Yo Mommaship's so fat she made Jim Raynor say "That's no moon!"


how many references can you pack into one sentence?

[Tim]

how many references can you pack into one sentence?

One reference.

ZOMG A REFERENCE.

[Redscare]

yo mommaship so fat they reclassified her as a building

[Ravenstill]

Yo' Mommaship is so fat, she went in to get artificially inseminated...and they brought out the Yamato cannon.

Yo' Mommaship is so fat, she gives new meaning to the term "Gas Giant".

[Zomu]

Yo Mommaship's so fat she cloaks your main AND your expansion.

amazing


Yo Mommaship's so fat she needs to summon 2 worm holes to haul her butt to a proxy pylon outside your enemies base

[Faucheur]

Yo mommaship is so fat, CCP renamed their titan ship class due to shame.

[Microstat]

Yo Mommaship so fat she's the cause of the Universal Gravitational constant.

Yo Mommaship so stupid when she was changing the thermostat she turned it to absolute zero.

[Kranden]

Yo Mommaship so fat she has her own time zone

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she uses your Warp Gates for fast food delivery.

Yo Mommaship so stupid, she destroyed your Assimilators thinking they were the Borg.

[Reaper]

Yo mommaship so fat that when she did tag team wrestling she gave HERSELF the high five!

[Skybound]

Yo Mommaship so fat she couldn't avoid the nerfbat. 7 times.

You just baked the wincake.

[Baked]

yo mommaship is like a nascar driver, she burns 4 rubbers a night...

[Premos]

yo mommaship so fat she thought void rays were sushi.. num num num..

yo mommaship so fat she drank the spawning pool and said it tasted like mountain dew..

[Bobreeda]

Yo mommaship is SO FAT, when she goes to take a @*@#, you hear: Nuclear launch detected.

[Hikari]

You mommaship so fat, When she walks, she moves into the future while her rear-end stays in the past.

[Wizbeski]

Yo mommaship so fat, there's no difference between natural and fast expansions for her.

[Dagger]

Yo mommaship so fat, she accelerates at a rate of 0.3125!

[Avalon]

Yo mommaship so fat that when she died Johnny Depp burnt down her house.


http://i42.tinypic.com/23r9wf5.jpg

HAAA

i want to go up there!


i love that movie

[Magor]

Yo mommaship so fat you can see her from Azeroth.

You just baked the wincake.

Mommaship will just eat it.

Yo Mommaship so fat even Saurfang's cleave just bounces back.

[Rks]

Yo Mommaship is so fat that the topic about her fatass deserves to be bumped everyday

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat, when she warps in you have to rebuild your base.

[Hulkbot]

Yo mommaship so fat when your base is under attack, just spawn some hamburgers. You didn't need Wormhole Transit anyway!

[Savious]

Yo mama so fat and slow, Duke Nukem Forever arrived before she did.

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so nasty, even Infestors don't want to go into her mind.

[Alceister]

Yo mommaship so fat, I can't see your units.

[Beta]

Yo Mommaship so fat, Valve is designing Portal 2 to have bigger portals and co-op multiplayer to help move her around Lost Temple.

[Hiro]

Yo mommaship is so fat the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 M/S.

[Reaper]

Yo mommaship is so fat they're having trouble fitting her inside all those slim Mac laptops putting their beta client on hold.

[Moonhawk]

I vote that we make this one of the sayings from the Marauder, its only fitting!!!

Sidenote: Your Mommaship is so fat she got to close to Azeroth and the World Server crashed.

[Shurimpu]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she IS Azeroth.

[Phrexis]

Yo Mommaship is soo greedy, She requires more minerals!

[Rachiron]

Yo Mommaship so fat, when she's eating the stop command doesn't work.

[Deviant]

Yo Mommaship is so fat, jokes about her are repeated and no one notices. She's just that phat.

[Hikari]

Yo Mommaship is so fat, jokes about her are repeated and no one notices. She's just that phat.
^^^^^

[Slimey]

Yo Mommaship so fat, when she's eating the stop command doesn't work.

OH MY GOD hahahahahaaadada


Hahahahahahahahaa BEST EVER!!!!

[revenge]

Man, that one is so good you just know they had like 4 guys in the office brainstorming that one.

haha thats what i thought. "quick guys, a mommaship thread is blazing hot, help me think of a killer!"

[Avalon]

http://i42.tinypic.com/23r9wf5.jpg

[Chasm]

yo mommship so fat, when she eats beans it says "Nuclear Launch Detected"

[Octsober]

Yo Mommaship so stupid-fat she gave the time stop ability to the wizard from diablo 3 for a Twinkie.

[Durenas]

Yo mommaship so fat, the reason you only get one is because the act of warping in killed all the people that built her.

[Hikari]

mmmm. this thread needs a bump!

[Bloodypom]

Yo Mommaship so fat, Planet Cracker's now caused by shooting her down.

[Nezdragon]

Yo mommaship so slow, she runs out of energy to chrono boost the kitchen by the time she gets there.

Yo mommaship so fat, she's already IN the kitchen.

Yo mommaship so fat, she so dumb, she ran into a black hole and thought it was liposuction.

Yo mommaship so fat, all the maps need ramps for her to get anywhere.

Yo mommaship so ugly, the Nostalgia Critic remembers it so you don't have to.

[Coldvoltage]

Yo mommaship so fat that when zerglings attack her they go into orbit instead.

[Coldvoltage]

Yo mommaship so fat, the gravity vortex is a passive ability.

[Zel]

yo mammaship so fat, we need 3 extensions to show her.

yo mammaship so fat, they trained medics to fly a plane to rescue her

yo mammaship so fat, stalkers are afraid to stalk her

yo mammaship so strict, the queen got grounded

yo mommaship so funny looking, Kerrigan lost her voice

yo mommaship so fat, when she warps in, she disconnects you

yo mommaship so ugly, jim raynor went into hiding.

[Zel]

yo mammaship so fat, when she holds position, starcraft II got delayed until 2012.

[Rilgon]

Yo Mommaship so fat, your island expansion is just her in the bathtub.

[myst]

Yo mommaship so fat, she had her own story.....

[Psionic]

Yo mommaship so fat, God said "let there be light," and Chuck Norris pushed her out of the way.

bahahaha

[Mathusalao]

Yo Mommaship so stupid, she killed an imortal by axxident.

[Coldvoltage]

Yo mommaship so fat, her shadow cloaks your entire army.

[Shurimpu]

Yo Mommaship so stupid, the last 15 pages of this thread have been pure crap. Step it up, people.

[Beta]

Yo Mommaship so stupid, the last 15 pages of this thread have been pure crap. Step it up, people.

Whine less.

Yo Mommaship so fat she contributes more to this thread than you could ever hope.

[Chumpy]

Yo Mommaship so fat it took 19 pages of thread to cover her.

[Rebelfist]

Yo Mommaship so fat, they had to increase the research time for warp gates because they couldn't figure out how the $#!$ to warp her in.

[Medos]

You really wanna do this?


this made me giggle.

[Saren]

Yo Mommaship so massive she imploads.

[Reaper]

Yo mommaship is so fat she gives the Devourer a run for his money!

[Cordyceps]

Yo Mommaship so fat, Zeratul mistook her for a Cerebrate.

Yo Mommaship so dumb, she's immune to Neural Parasite.

Yo Mommaship so nasty, she doesn't even notice Fungal Growth.

Yo Mommaship so loose, she didn't notice when a zerg army mistook her hooha for a Nydus Canal.

Yo Mommaship so lazy, she responds to a move command with "not enough energy."

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she couldn't turn this thing around if she wanted to.

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she has her own division.

Yo Mommaship so fat, she has to play 4v4 games solo.

[myst]

Your mommaship so fat... you can only fit one in a game. :(

[Dugrok]

Yo Mommaship so fat her gravitational pull can even make a Planetary Fortress liftoff.

[myst]

Your mommaship so fat, it made bg9 go down with it :(

[Hammerhand]

Yo Mommaship so Russian, base cloak her.

[Oroku]

Yo Mommaship so lazy, she responds to a move command with "not enough energy."
Hahahah that was brilliant!

Yo Mommaship so fat, the Spartans inhabited her body.


(Several Persians were kicked down into the depths of her belly button.)

[Bibdy]

Yo Mommaship so fat, only Dark Templar are interested in her.

[Kagato]

Yo mommaship so fat, all your units have to slow down for her.

[sharkbait]

Yo mommaship so old, she remember when probes chopped wood.

Yo mommaship so dumb, she still waitin for Ghost.

Yo mommaship so fat, she blots out the sun, and then we fight in the shade.

I'll think of a better one.

[Thetheeds]

Yo mommaship is so fat that they only allow one per time to be on Battle.net 2.0 at a time

Yo mommaship is so fat the Terrans could see her coming from Earth.... when she was on Char

Yo mommaship is so stupid she thought the Roaches were an ice cream topping

[Perq]

Yo mommaship so fat, I'm posting in a legendary thread.

[Nezdragon]

Yo mommaship so fat, the thread she's in needs bumps to stay alive.

<.<

>.>

[Lagorathia]

yo mommaship's so fat, it took a 20 page thread to cover her.


seriously, this must be at least twice as long as the next longest thread. do we have any other threads longer then 10 pages?

nvm, 14 page thread on the second page of general forums.

[Reginkunnr]

Yo Mommaship so old, she was expecting Vikings to be in boats.

Yo Mommaship so dumb, she kept expecting her Phoenixes to rebuild themselves.

[Minh]

Yo mommaship so fat, her cloaking device doesn't even cloak her properly.

Yo mommaship so dumb, she thinks the counter to roaches is pesticide.

Yo mommaship so fat, if you divide by 0 you get her mass.

[Aseenus]

This thread is pretty lol and boring at the same time?

[Dronmor]

yo momma ship is so fat, she ate all the funny in this joke

yo mommaship so fat, the beast planet and tried to eat her, and she got stuck

yo mommaship so fat, just lookin at her causes indegestion

[Jiyan]

Yo Mommaship so fat, she needs to exercise.

[Pravian]

Yo Mommaship so fat, when Blizzard removes things from the game its cause she ate them.

[Afterfallout]

Yo Mommaship so fat she brought down the WoW servers along with the beta.

[Nezdragon]

Yo mommaship so ugly, 'toss players do nothing but complain about her on the forums.

[Hiro]

Your mothership is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

[Mbojangles]

Yo Mommaship is so fat, jokes about her are repeated and no one notices. She's just that phat.

[Nezdragon]

Yo mommaship so fat, she be blockin' my friend invite!

[Terra]

yo momma ship is so fat, she ate all the funny in this joke

yo mommaship so fat, the beast planet and tried to eat her, and she got stuck

yo mommaship so fat, just lookin at her causes indegestion

To be fair, the fire planet got stuck too.

[myst]

Yo mommaship so fat, it has more views then most of the blue's sticky posts.

[Etravex]

Yo Mommaship so fat, after she researched burrow the whole universe imploded.

[Onetimeht]

*Yo Mommaship so fat that she made beyonce move to the right* =)

[Obi]

Yo Mommaship so fat, only Dark Templar are interested in her.

LOLLERBOATS PROPS DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo Mommaship so dumb she thought the vikings were flying in sailboats.

[Abyzzle]

Yo mothership so fat she farts psionic storms.